"I just want a salary high enough so adding guacamole isn’t even a question."
Vanderbilt via YIK YAK (via diet-deadlines)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.[jaydetaylor]

chilled:

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

 

(via cumfort)


burninggreen:

This fucking show

pokemon-pals:

SO THEY HAVE HIGHCHAIRS FOR POKEMON THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
sunfl0werpetal:

✿☀✿
100-cherry-bombs:

✰✰✰
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imonlysleeping:

Irony.